If your man likes chicken, he might like Chicken Man!

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growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

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you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

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me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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