passific-rim-job:

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

a friend’s dad once hugged me goodbye and said “you’re like the daughter i never had” and his wife is like “you
have a daughter

(via dudethatsrad)


unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

(via heart)


bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

(Source: heteroh, via ssweet-dispositionn)